Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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