tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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