Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I'm at about main and main street
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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