I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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