Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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