were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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