i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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