ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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