My hair reeks of homosexuality.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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