waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Everything about him screamed your future.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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