This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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