does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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