no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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