Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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