Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i want to swaddle you in tequila
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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