We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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