The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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