I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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