Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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