This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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