covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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