And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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