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I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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