Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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