I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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