I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Randomize