Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
She's the barista slut.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
