worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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