i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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