Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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