I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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