she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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