i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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