So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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