tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
