you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
