We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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