how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
True college students do jello shots in the library
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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