im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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