i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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