Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
COCAINE IS GR8
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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