Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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