Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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