It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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