Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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