Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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