I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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