I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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