playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
it hurts more in the daytime
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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