Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
The Olympian is in my bed
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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