just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
